I am Zagraz. You have to help me! Maldor has me locked up because I know how to defeat him. You have to recite this spell: "iymxkwkgjssvveegaczaurvafgw". Unfortunately, it only works with the wonder wand. If only I could remember where I put it...
I think I left it on the main page...
That's right! I left it there as a testament to Jean Paul Getty! Please get it for me and lock Maldor away forever!